Nothing shortens your life expectancy more than picking a fight with someone way out of your league. For most of us that must mean making a scene in a queue with someone who turns out to be a lot bigger than we thought, or it could be a case of a bully pushing someone too far and getting a well-deserved pasting for their troubles. But once you’ve provoked someone into a fight it can be almost impossible to get them to back down again: particularly if they know good and well that they could kick your ass without even breaking a sweat.
So there’s nothing more satisfying than watching some little Scrappy Doo moron square up to the Hound of the Baskervilles and get torn apart in a second. That’s exactly what happened this weekend when a trio of idiots made the suicidal decision to tussle with former UFC champion and brutal pugilist Nick Diaz . To find out what happened to the guys who grabbed the death-wish ball with both hands that night, check out page two.